lately i’ve been noticing that i think some fucked up things. i recently watched good luck chuck, and there’s a part where chuck asks stu “what’s sex without love?” and stu says “SEX! it’s still sex!”
on my way home from work there’s a billboard that says “what’s sex without consent?” and the first thing i think is “SEX! it’s still sex!”
(the correct answer is: RAPE!)
whatever, i’m a nice girl. unlike my fellow employees. anytime someone gets mad at a customer or manager they say one of the following:
1) i’m going to knock her teeth in
2) bitch is gonna swallow her teeth
3) something something teeth punch swallow taste
what is it with harming teeth that makes people feel so fucking gangster? for the last 2 days that’s all i’ve heard. i bought alvin & the chipmunks today and that’s about as gangster as i get.
and speaking of gangster, i changed the layout a little. as much as wordpress.com would let me. for $15 a year you can change fonts, headers, and colors. what a disappointment. i thought i was going to be able to upload and edit wordpress themes. honestly, it’s always a good thing to not give me too many options.
that’s melissa’s eye. it’s looks like a sunflower while mine just look like poop.
