give a little love today

the thing i look forward to the most on my days off is watching ellen. it feels AMAZING to not have to run out the door after i watch her dance to 4 minutes by madonna for the 75th time.

her camera crew has gotten a little too good at following her around when she dances. it’s starting to feel like a music video. fancy. no matter what kind of funk i’m in, i snap out of it after some ellen. one of my favorite moments is when she invited a girl from the audience to dance through the crowd in her place, then asked the girl what she did. the girl was like, “i’m actually an actress, i’m on hannah montana.” LOL. ellen was like, oh?

who watches disney? that’s for people with cable. i watch ellen everyday on my big screen with bunny ears while i still can. no, really. i do. and i will, until 2009.

do i have to?

today is family picture day. my mom hired a “professional” who is going to take us to the park and try to make us look sooo good.

we are not a very photogenic family. the best pictures of me are the ones that i take of myself. what does that tell you? why yes, actually, i am a has-been camgirl of the netz.

at least my sister has straight bangs now. when her bangs parted to the left we couldn’t take a picture together. we both fought over who was on the left. woa. calm down.

who am i

i am so late for work. i should have left 20 minutes ago, but here i am. my car is in a empty parking lot somewhere with pork chops, cinnamon apples and pasta rotting away in the back seat. that’s where i left it 3 days ago when the speedometer stopped working. i just wanna push my car into a large body of water and pretend it never existed.

it needs new break pads, it needs an oil change, it has hit and run dents all over it… and i’m rocking one tail light cover.

$20? going once… going twice…