in the last 11 days, i’ve learned that if i drink blue moon i turn into a 4 headed drinking monster. i’ll scream, i’ll cry, i’ll stumble, and i’ll break off pieces of your car while we’re driving down the road because i don’t wanna hear that song.

what? yeah i can’t even believe it myself.

i also learned that scary movie 4 is either the worst or best movie to watch while your significant other is sleeping because she woke right up, thanks to the screaming girl that’s mocking dakota fanning.

uh-mazing. it normally takes a bat to the head to wake her up, on a good day. i’m gonna go test drive used cars now and test out cassette players.