i am so late for work. i should have left 20 minutes ago, but here i am. my car is in a empty parking lot somewhere with pork chops, cinnamon apples and pasta rotting away in the back seat. that’s where i left it 3 days ago when the speedometer stopped working. i just wanna push my car into a large body of water and pretend it never existed.

it needs new break pads, it needs an oil change, it has hit and run dents all over it… and i’m rocking one tail light cover.

$20? going once… going twice…